Jellyfish Stew (from THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK)

Jellyfish stew,

I’m loony for you,

I dearly adore you,

Oh, truly I do,

You’re creepy to see,

Revolting to chew,

You slide down inside

With a hullabaloo.


You’re soggy, you’re smelly,

You taste like shampoo,

You bog down my belly

With oodles of goo,

Yet I would glue noodles

And prunes to my shoe

For one oozy spoonful

Of jellyfish stew.